scouser 

Person from Liverpool.

The nice ones are really nice, ie very friendly & chatty, like to take the mickey out of all and sundry and as honest and trustworthy as the day is long.

Bad ones are quite possible the most irritating people ever met, with large chips on their shoulder who whinge a lot and can't be trusted as far as they can be thrown.

Visitors from other countries (and also from the UK) can generally not always understand scousers with strong accents.

eg.
Good - Ken Dodd (except for the whole tax evasion thing)

Bad - Wayne Rooney (despite the obvious talent on the field)

scouser by Neighbour to Liverpool March 30, 2005

scouse 

1. Misunderstood - Scouse aren't all theives.. Actually Manchester has a higher crime rate
2. A type of food, normally made in Liverpool and the surrounding area
3. Name for all the people who live in Liverpool and the surrounding area, e.g Knowsley, Kirbey, Prescott
4. Name for the Liverpool Football Club

1. A - "That scouse is gonna rob ur car"
B - "He's not they're alright people actually"

2. A - "What do you want for tea?"
B - "Can I have Scouse? I love it"

3. A - "Look at all thouse scouse supportin their team"
B - "Yes it makes you proud to be from Liverpool"

4. A - "The scouse are coming down for the footie tomorrow"
B - "I know, I hope they dont beat us by too many"

scouse by MrLukee June 18, 2007

Vinyl Scouser 

Similar to a plastic Scouser with exception a vinyl Scouser is someone born in Liverpool, who has defected too the dark side of the Mersey.

Geds Dad is a vinyl scouser

Vinyl Scouser by Fannybaws1000 January 13, 2011

Scouse Pizza 

Beans on toast.

Ah was fkhkhkn ungry, la, so ah made meeself a Scouse pizza.

Scouse Pizza by Zoboomafoobar July 5, 2011

Scouse briefcase 

A plastic shopping bag, likely to be from such supermarkets as ASDA or Netto. Used to carry a variety of non-shopping items, eg. books. Once they fall into disuse they can be seen blowing aimlessly in the wind.

(At an Everton match) "Get that Scouse briefcase off the football pitch!"

Scouse briefcase by Bruin Suiker April 19, 2010

scouse house 

really corny bouncy house music, most of the songs are happy hardcore rehashes, really easy to make and mix

scouse house by george wood November 9, 2003

scouser 

People from Liverpool who aren't that different from anyone else, except we don't slag off other cities as much as everyone else slags us off.

The myth of scousers as criminals is usually reinforced by right wing toffs and the gutter press, who've never visited Liverpool - probably because we don't tolerate third-hand bigoted remarks from people who can afford a 'good education'.

Merseyside, with Liverpool at its centre, is one of the safest metropolitan areas in the UK according to Home Office statistics. A decline in the number of crimes reported per 100,000 of the population, has made Merseyside the third safest metropolitan area behind Northumbria and South Yorkshire - burglary rates are at their lowest levels for more than twenty years. Which probably explains why Ive heard so many students saying they feel safer in Liverpool than they do back home.

Don't believe the crap written about us.

You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are! - John Lennon

scouser by Neil January 28, 2005