Schwag 

Straight up poop, usually costing less per ounce then a standard quarter of K.B. would; Brown in color and generally flavorless also containing high numbers of seed and stems. You may expect to cop this off of a high school-er (if your that guy), however for the rest of us whom have standards, would rather have sex with a belt sander.

Bro 1: "Dude did you see mark trying to pawn that Schwag off on me?"
Bro 2: "No dude, but did you tell him you'd rather fuck a belt sander?"
Bro 1: "Oh fuck yeah, straight 80 grit."

Schwag by M.C. Creep aka the real DEAN October 2, 2012

schwag 

Usually very dry and brown weed... smells and tastes like shit. But hey, it's better than resin!

Bob: Yo dawg, let's get high.
Bill: Aight, but I only have some nasty-ass shwag...
Bob: Well then pack it up in the gravity bong! That makes shwag get you high as a butt monkey!

schwag by toka4lyf August 30, 2005

schwag 

The special "stuff" given away at KISM 92.9 radio station.

"Hey dude! KISM's giving away more schwag today!!

schwag by Suna May 4, 2003

schwag 

awful, brown weed, that stupid kids smoke. It doesnt even get you high. Its basically crap+dirt

dude, that schwag is fucking lame. I'm not even high, man!

schwag by toka June 6, 2004

schwag 

1. Shitty, cheap alcohol. Popov, Natural Light, Heritage, Potters, Busch, Keystone are a few examples.

Don't buy any schwag for the party tonight. Get some Grey Goose and Heineken.

schwag by chadxmuffin December 11, 2011

schwag 

man i don't know what yall are talkin about but the schwag we get in Texas, 1 joint and your blowed off your ass man. i've never even seen brown weed and all i smoke is schwag and the shit i get smells sweet as hell and has a yellow tinge to it and its $10 for 5 grams..thats called a dime if you dumass's dont know

ay man i got sum good ass schwag mayne! smoke a blunt and you'll be fuckin gone!

schwag by Ryan from houston November 14, 2007

schwag 

Marijuana in the dried plant form. Often contains stems and seeds. Often considered weaker weed, but is often just as good as nug

This schwag looks like praire grass

schwag by pener April 3, 2005