Save it for the blog 

Polite way of asking someone to spare you the more mundane details of his or her daily life.

"You wouldn't believe how many pet stores I had to visit before I found one selling self-cleaning litter trays".
"Sounds like an interesting story - perhaps you could save it for the blog?"

Save it for the blog by zurfarosa September 27, 2008

save the turtles 

A phrase mostly used by VSCO girls but they dont actually mean it. they only think that banning straws will help turtles but actually there are so many different things that harm not only turtles but every sea animal
SHAME TO THE VSCO'S

OMG save the turtles SSKKSKSKSKKSKSKKS

save the turtles by uraseed September 17, 2019

save your shave 

When you need to shave, but decide not to because of an important event coming up. Saving your shave is done to eliminate any irritation you would receive from shaving too often.

Guy1: Dude you haven't shaved for like a week, you need to get on that.

Guy2: Yeah I know, I'm about to.

Guy1: On second thought, you should save your shave for when your girlfriend comes this weekend!

Guy2: Oh good idea, I wouldn't want razor burn while she's here

save your shave by Scooter5465 April 6, 2010

save my dinosaur 

"Suck My Dick"-Amistad Academy 8th grade scholars

"Mr.Grillow can save my dinosaur!"

save my dinosaur by Amistad Scholar March 5, 2017

save chad 2020 

Save chad 2020 is a hashtag used on TikTok referencing to the youtube Channel 8 passengers and there son chad the parents have really strict punishments and made chad sleep on the floor for 7 months after his parents took his bed away for pranking his little brother they were going to Disney land

Friend :did you hear they made there kids starve and throw all there toys away and making chad sleep on the floor

Me : ya #save chad 2020

save chad 2020 by Save chad 2020 June 7, 2020

save adam 2020 

Elite tiktok has to decided to save Adam, the best member of the sm6 band, from his own family because he deserves better.

Do you know about the sm6 band?
Yes! SAVE ADAM 2020

save adam 2020 by justiceforpigeon2020 June 7, 2020

Save the Whales 

A general expression to summarize all environmentalist aims. It is usually used mockingly, cynically, or sarcastically.

Person 1: I'm going to Mexico to help plant trees.

Person 2: (rolling eyes) Ya, Save the Whales.

Save the Whales by LetsGoSavetheWhales July 6, 2008