Sautee the sardine 

The leagal version of beastiality which involves fucking the shit out of your pet gold fish or some other sea creature. The end result is one messed up vagina and you penis smelling like the inside of Ivars.

Guy 1: I just attempted to sautee the sardine!
Guy 2: I did the same thing last week! But now i feel like my penis is an uncleaned vagina...

Sautee the sardine by FishLover87 July 20, 2011

Flying Sardine

Nickname given to the de Havilland Chipmunk, an British military training aircraft used from 1946 to 1996.

Most of us Tornado Jocks cut our teeth in Flying Sardines.

Flying Sardine by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

Chocolate Sardine 

When a person takes a dump in a metal filing cabinet at an office only to be found by a lucky individual.

I went to the filing cabinet to pull the TPS reports and found a chocolate sardine!

Chocolate Sardine by MonkeyClaw® May 12, 2011

Microwaved Sardine 

A derogatory term that can be used on anyone as an insult.

Dave: I don't like you
Alex: Shut up you microwaved sardine

Microwaved Sardine by cutmybumcheeks March 6, 2019

Sardine 

when your eating out an older lady and her clit falls into your mouth and is salty like a sardine.

I was eating out Andy Clark, From 23 main street, grandmother and her clit fell off into my mouth and I ate all of it's salty goodness, like a SARDINE.

Sardine by Juddy Smith December 22, 2004

sardines on a whisk broom 

A woman's vagina. More specifically, during sexual excitement and lubrication. Also the act of act of performing cunillingus.

I had a date with Mary, and the dessert was sardines on a whisk broom.

If you thought caviar was fishy, try sardines on a whisk broom!

My girlfriend is menstruating... so this time the sardines on a whisk broom came with ketchup.

sardines on a whisk broom by Arcanum Man November 4, 2009

sardine spacing 

(In computer programming) A style of formatting source code characterized by an extreme lack of spaces and newlines.

Michael and Chris favour sardine spacing for their code.

sardine spacing by Pistos March 30, 2009