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restless russian

Masturbating using 2 fingers and only touching the tip of the penis.
"Wow that 2mi gave me an restless russian last night!"- every gay man ever

Restless Min Syndrome

Its a state of just thinking about Min Yoongi 24/7. Whenever its about him or about his music. You just cant stop thinking about him. You even start wearing the same clothes as him.
,,Oh man. I think ive got the restless Min Syndrome. I cant stop thinking about him."
Restless Min Syndrome by Toshos January 4, 2022

Restless Feet Syndrome 

When someone you crush on makes you kick your feet about them
Mary Frances gives Blake restless feet syndrome

Restless Feet Syndrome 

When someone you crush on makes you kick your feet
He’s laying sitting over there kicking his feet, she gives him restless feet syndrome

Restless penis syndrome 

A condition where the penis seems to have a mind of its own — frequently aroused, constantly seeking attention, and mysteriously active at the most inconvenient times. Symptoms include: random erections, an inability to focus due to sexual thoughts, excessive swiping on dating apps, and chronic flirting. May also involve the urge to send unsolicited pics (seek help immediately).
"Dude, I was trying to study for finals but had to take three cold showers. I think I’ve got Restless Penis Syndrome."