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Rapid Weiner Wacking 

When a multitude of guys, usually gay, smack their wieners against their friends’ wieners at a very fast pace. They tend to all join together in a circular formation to begin the game. Traditionally, the person who stays in the circle the longest wins. (Bruises and lost pubic hair should be expected)
Hey bro, wanna do some Rapid Weiner Wacking with the bros tonight?
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Rapid City 

A pretty cool town on the Western side of South Dakota, and on the Eastern side of The Black Hills. Population is about 60,000 people. Most all of my friends live here and I'm really gonna miss the town when I leave.
Rapid City sure is a great town
Rapid City by Erik Belsaas March 23, 2005

Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning

An extremely technical and euphemastic way of saying getting shot with a gun.
The man walking down the street alone at night in Chicago suddenly had a terrible case of Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning and died right then and there.

rapid one arm pull ups 

i am going to my room to do some rapid one are pull ups

Rapid Fire 

A term used to describe when a mother or girlfriend asks you a million questions or gives numerous commands in a row when you just walk in the door from work, school, etc.

Very typical for italian mothers or girlfriends.
Mother: Hi, what would you like for dinner? Pasta or chicken? Where were you? Why did you take so long? Is it cold outside? Is it sunny? Where were you again? Why didn't you answer the phone?

Person: uhh...

Mother: Well were having pasta. Wake dad up please! Go upstairs and change, I don't want you wearing your dress pants at the table. Hang up your clothes!

Person: Ma' your going rapid fire, relax and count to ten
Rapid Fire by Ambrogio February 16, 2010

Rapid sort

The Rapid sort or Instant sort (name of hardware version) is a sorting algorithm in which data is used to address the contents of an indexed array and the contents then incremented. The counts are then read from each location in sequential order by incrementing the index and printing the index the same number of times as the content values. Sorting is therefore transparent, automatic and instantaneous.

DIM a(9999999)
'--- Beginning of first "pass" ---------
FOR I=1 TO 100
n=INT(4*RND)
a(n)=a(n)+1
NEXT I
'--- Beginning of second "pass" --------
FOR I=0 TO 9999999
DO
if a(I)>0 then PRINT I
a(I)=a(I)-1
LOOP UNTIL a(I)=0
NEXT I
END
I used the Rapid sort to put my phone numbers in numerical order.
Rapid sort by Patrick Eberhart June 11, 2006

rapid oil 

a quick lube in odessa tx located on penbrook behind H.E.B, they charge fucking 31.95 for 5 qts of oil!!! 34.95 For 6!!
rapid oil by Joe Rael April 2, 2005