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Pouring the milk first 

THE WRONG WAY TO GO !! aka Something a dumb ass catastrophic bimbo does
Katy: hey Sara do you want some cereal

Sara: yeah sure, but why are you pouring the milk first, the cereal obviously goes first bimbo 🙄

pouring the milk first 

the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.
mother: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment

Pouring hot tea into someone's ass

The patriots have been pouring hot tea into someone's ass all season

pouring liquid draino in the pipes 

performing anal sex with a constipated female, thus cleaning out her pipes
me and my girl got caught pouring liquid draino in the pipes because she farted on my dick

Pouring the Cobb 

I was pouring the cobb to Ellie May until she queefed
Pouring the Cobb by Word_Girl143 November 15, 2009

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Slang for the person you are hooking up with.
Your friend when he sees the person you've been sleeping with: So uh, is that the person you're pouring the milk before the cereal with?
You: Yes it is.
Your friend: Noice.