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ponderment 

I won the gold medal last year at the Olympics for the sport of ponderment.

The number one group on Facebook is used for the ponderment of weathly living.
ponderment by DAVID Mcdonald August 20, 2007

Potterized 

To be soiled internally by an overweight bald Mac user with delusions of importance. Once a female, male or animal has been Potterized it can no longer be set upon by any other genitalia for fear of contraction of any number of diseases including but not limited to The Black Plague, Hanta Virus, Clap, Down’s Syndrome and Ocular Cancer.
Man, I'd bang Judy in accounting but word on the street is that Mike has totally Potterized her. I don't want my dick to fall off!
Potterized by Glen S April 1, 2007

ponderinged 

the act of having been pondered about in a derogatory sense
you were ponderinged
ponderinged by Michaelinyjon Jones January 10, 2008

pondering the orb 

A reference to goofy wizards who would sit for hours gazing upon an inanimate object, likely an orb. The phrase "pondering the orb" has emerged as common slag used to refer to someone doing something pretentiously important.
I am coming at your place. You better not be *pondering the orb*
pondering the orb by Obamium69420 November 23, 2021

Posterized 

To make a move on another athlete that makes them look bad.
Steve posterized Jeff when he dunked over him.
Posterized by Brian Pettit September 25, 2006

pwnerized 

The act of being killed in Super Mario Bros 3 (Japanese version) when you get the nasty mushroom in a level and die. The game runs a DLL that sets a random variable and depending on this, Mario changes into plumber form.
d00d, SN32 totary PWNERIZED YOU!
pwnerized by Shadow of Chaos May 24, 2006