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polishing the trophy 

The act of masturbating after a great accomplishment. Also, the act of giving a hand-job to someone who has just won an event.
He will be polishing the trophy tonight.
Greg polished the trophies for the entire team.

polishing the dolphin 

i walked in the bathroom and caught scott in the act of polishing the dolphin
polishing the dolphin by carl hern December 12, 2013

polishing the turd 

Wasting your time by trying to turn something completely worthless into something that looks good or works well;

also.

trying to hide the deficiencies by dressing up the outer layer
Fixing that opening page is just polishing the turd.

Polishing ol' Pete 

To scrub off Mr.Happy down there, to achieve sexual pleasure.
Once I walked in on my boyfriend polishing ol' pete with a hotdog bun.

Polishing the Rocket

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was polishing the rocket.
Polishing the Rocket by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009

polishing my helmet 

nigga:hey hoe start polishing my helmet
hoe:aghit but i dont come cheap