Golden Plumbing

The sexual act of having a 69 while on the toilet.

Logan was bored on tuesday night so he called Alicia over and they fixed Logan's Golden Plumbing.

Golden Plumbing by ({})({})96 April 3, 2011

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manual plumbing

When you use tissue paper to unblock a blockage in the anal cavity, after you haven't eaten enough fibre and the poo just won't come out, so you help it out a bit.

Guy 1: I just had the worst shit
Guy 2: Why
Guy 1: Had to do a bit of manual plumbing

manual plumbing by MrLogician July 9, 2016

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Next plumbing

Getting your colon cleared out by a fat hairy dude in a wife beater

I was kind backed up so I got David to come give me some next plumbing

Next plumbing by Rustylama January 24, 2018

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Mouth Plumbing

Verb- The act of unclogging your girlfriends/ boyfriends asshole when they are constipated. To do this you must place your mouth firmly against their bare asshole and suck until you fell light headed, at this point you must go back in and finish the job by inhaling all of their feces.

My girl had a mean stomach ache so I stepped in and started mouth plumbing. She feels much better now but my mouth is full of shit.

Mouth Plumbing by Borat Vedy Nice October 29, 2020