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Fantasy Pirate Hooker 

A sexy sassy woman a man wishes he could have but will never get her. If you are the lucky one to grab her heart she will fulfill your every fantasy. On her terms. She is not to be confused with Sex Pirate hooker. Fantasy's of all kind are included here.

Fantasy Pirate Hooker loves to not only look good but plays with the big boys. Anything you can do, she can do better! Her sweet mothering nature is apparent but not to fool you from her sexy seductiveness!

Fantasy Pirate Hooker- Part of the elite Pirate Hooker Nation! est. 2010
Fantasy Pirate hooker is a lady in the street but a freak in the bed!

dirty smell pirate hooker 

Famous quote used by Papa Burgundy in the legendary film Anchorman
probably one of the best insults of all time, next to "You have bad hair".
you dirty smell pirate hooker, why dont you go back to your home on whore island????

Dirty Pirate Hooker 

A phrase that is used to greet friends and family.
"Dirty Pirate Hooker!, what are you doing? Wanna go get mega million tickets?"
"Ok, I gotta go you dirty pirate hooker."
Dirty Pirate Hooker by Parnell March 10, 2007

dirty pirate hooker 

a dirty, pirate-like hooker. Often times used to describe someone you either
a.) dont like
b.)just committed an act that you do not like

most oftenly used as a exclaimation
Suzy: Ethan your a dick!

Ethan: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker! go back to your home on whore island!
dirty pirate hooker by Mill3rtim3 February 21, 2009

Swanky Pirate Hooker 

Taurus is her sign, & she is STUBBORN! Swanky is exremely dedicated once you've shown her your intent.
Swanky gives & expects; fairness, respect, & honesty.
A music, & fashion lover! Pleased with originality & diversity, visually stimulated, & isn't quite the drinker people associate with Pirate Hookers.

Founder - Pirate Hooker Nation (secret sisterhood)
That Swanky Pirate Hooker,?, original she moves to her own beat.,
FromPirate Hooker Nation Swanky Pirate Hooker - founded secretly long ago....

The Swanky Pirate Hooker could ROCK that, she's got her own style!!

Smelly Pirate Hooker 

A shot that will be sure to knock you on your ass...if you want it to. Created by myself and a good friend on the campus of Purdue University, be sure to visit Harry's Chocolate Shop and ask for one, they'll know what your looking for!

Ingredients:

1/3 Malibu Rum
1/3 Pineapple Juice
1/3 Bacardi 151

If you want it extra smelly, go a little lighter on the pineapple juice and a little heavier on the 151!
Hey bartender! Can we get some smelly pirate hookers over here!?!?