fuck you on top of your head 

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

fuck you on top of your head by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

your head's on fire 

What you say to someone who is either lying to you, bullshitting you, or doesn't know what they're talking about.

Another way of saying "you're trippin'"

An oldskool phrase.

Chump A: Man, that girl is fine.

Chump B: Your head's on fire dude. She's straight fugly.

your head's on fire by elevenxover December 19, 2008

get your head back on 

To go home and rub one out so you think straight again.

Damn it! That makes no sense! Go get your head back on, man!

get your head back on by TX' Speedy July 8, 2020

National bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day 

Jan 20 is when you can bop your eldest child on the head with a yoga mat, cause they deserve it.

Hey today is Jan 20, you know what that means? It’s national bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day!

National bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day by Y0UR_L0C4L_G4M3R November 14, 2020

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? 

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019