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Put your pants back on 

idiom - calm down; chill out.

Usually used when somebody overreacts to a mild situation, requesting that they put their proverbial penis back in their pants.

"How can you eat veal!? Don't you know about the horribly inhumane conditions the baby cows are subjected to? It's an abomination!"
"Woah man. Put your pants back on."

Put your pants back on by Eric Guan October 21, 2011

shut up and turn your grammarly back on

You spell like a fucking 6-year old. You need to turn on your Grammarly - (which by the way, is a browser extension that corrects your grammar).

example: hai ur so menn!!
example: Shut up and turn your Grammarly back on.

shut up and turn your grammarly back on by chubby.cows July 17, 2019

get your head back on 

To go home and rub one out so you think straight again.

Damn it! That makes no sense! Go get your head back on, man!

get your head back on by TX' Speedy July 8, 2020

Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on! 

A line shouted at actress KATHLEEN TURNER as she was on stage acting in a 2002 Broadway production of THE GRADUATE. The line was shouted during a full frontal nude scene featuring the overweight 40-something actress. The heckler was PAUL MICHAEL MERCURIO, acting as part of a prank for "The Opie and Anthony" radio show. Audio of the entire stunt (Mercurio and two other audience members had running tape recorders in their shirt pockets at the time) can be heard on YouTube by simply typing in the infamous line.

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(April 12, 2002)
(KATHLEEN TURNER is on stage as 'Mrs. Robinson' in the Broadway production of "The Graduate". She drops a towel, showing her (horrific) naked body to the audience. Just then...)

(AUDIENCE MEMBER, later revealed to be comedian Paul Michael Mercurio, stands up in his seat and SCREAMS): "Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!"

(A WOMAN in the audience can be heard GASPING)

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Go into Google and start typing in "Kathleen put your goddamn clothes back on." Google "suggests" the entire sentence as you reach the word "your". Seems significant enough to warrant an entry on UD.

Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on! by corcan November 10, 2010

Step on a crack, break your mother's back 

This is an old children's game, anyone who trod on the cracks between the paving stones was out, until only one player was left, he or she was then declared the winner.

Step on a crack, break your mother's back– Most of us know the old rhyme “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.” Whether the rhyme is the cause of, or a result of, this superstition is uncertain, though belief in it persists in many people today, even if subconsciously. Come to think of it, avoiding sidewalk cracks is probably a good policy for anyone who wants to avoid tripping.

Step on a crack, break your mother's back by WormBrian October 25, 2009

HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK 

H.D.O.T.B.O.Y.N
when someone is an extremely awkward situation

that would give said person a similar feeling as if a stranger had placed their penis on the back of their neck and for whatever reason could not react or make any attempt to remove the penis and just has to deal with it

on christmas i went to my best friends house and his grandmother continually exposed herself to me and no one els noticed...HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK

HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK by knife tit (J.P.A.C.) October 13, 2010