Halloween- the spookiest day of the year of course!! Trick or Treating (or staying at home and crying because you’re lonely)
ALSO KNOWN AS THE FATEFUL DAY THAT MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FINALLY ANNOUNCED THEIR RETURN!!!!
J: Hey dude, it’s October 31st! You know what that means!!
T: OH YEAH! HALLOWE-
Gerard Way: OH HEY BY THE WAY-
*insert the screaming of thousands of Killjoys*
It’s fucking Halloween what the hell did you think it was gonna say? Go get fucking drunk and sleep with your boss, maybe wear a slut costume? I don’t know go do something with you life
Person “hey it’s October 31st what are you doing tonight”
Other person “idk what am I supposed to do”
Person “it’s fucking Halloween”
Other person “oh- I knew that”
National hurt your shortfriends day, this is a day to do whatever negative things you wish to impose onto your short friends. This day is also Halloween so bonus points if you do this in a costume.
Tall person: “Oh look it’s October 31st I can go throw my short friend against a wall”
Short person: “oh no it’s October 31st I don’t want to be kicked in the kneecap”