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nostril reed 

A nostril reed is a booger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.
I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!
nostril reed by wikileaksrocks2 March 18, 2011

Nostril American 

A more politicly correct term for the Jewish community. Similar to African-American, Nostril American is the word to say.
X: Your such a Jew, you stole my quarter!

Y: Hey, I am offended, I am a Nostril American

X: You still stole my quarter.

Nostril Ramirez 

It's like a dirty sanchez but you put your finger in your nose instead.
Dude, I accidentally nostril ramirezed mysef last night. Damn allergies.

nostril goblin 

The greenish yellow, sometimes bloody dried mucous that is extracted from the nostrils- a booger. Typically can be found on batchroom walls, drinking fountain knobs and car seats.
I was sitting in a taxi the other day and i noticed that some uncultured vulgarian cockwad had wiped a nostril goblin on the seat. That fucker!
nostril goblin by Chuck Wolery December 2, 2005

nostril monstral 

where a man puts his penis in a chicks nostril to fuck
dude i just gave your mom the nostril monstral
nostril monstral by MILFhunter2010 September 15, 2009

nostril botherer 

1. A nose biscuit baked in bum passage; a tummy shame.

2. One who serially bakes nose biscuits in public places.
Jesus Frank, can you smell that?! I wonder who the nostril botherer is this time...