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Kinder-ninth

When ninth graders act like kindergarteners,
Mr. G: why do you freshman act so immature, Imma call you Kinder-ninth

September Ninth

National Hug a best friend day

Run up and hug one of your best friends without even saying anything, totally unexpected.
Buddy 1- ayo bro its September Ninth go hug a best friend
Buddy 2- Dam bro ur right *hugs Buddy 1*
Buddy 1- ayo bro im ur best friend?
Buddy 2- Yea ofc bro
Buddy 1- We have known eachother for 5 minutes...
September Ninth by September Seventh September 8, 2021

the ninth of december 

The day some really sexy, smart, and buff dudes were born. People born on this day have massive cocks and can steal peoples parents easily(not just moms).
Holy shit its the ninth of december , gotta suck that guy off i guess. He can leg press both of my parents omg im so wet rn.

December the Ninth 

Jordans birthday.

The Never Yeti believer.

We still love him though... so..

Happy Birthday Jordan 🎂🍾🎉
When shall we celebrate all things Jordan? December the Ninth. Because its awesome like Jordan.
December the Ninth by A Minnesotan December 10, 2019

I’m on my ninth 

The ninth kombucha you drink to be drunk
Sorry I’m on my ninth. Eeheheheh
I’m on my ninth by Memow21 April 13, 2022

Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.