Nigga Please! 

When a nigga tries to say some shit to you and you reply, Nigga Please!

Tom: Dude I totally fucking got herpes from inserting my wee-wee in your mom's cooch!

Dave: Nigga PLEASE!

Nigga Please! by xXJoseXx February 11, 2007

nigga please! smoke more trees 

A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.

"Yo dude, clean up the floor, I spilled my bowl all over it."
"Oh nigga please! smoke more trees."

nigga please! smoke more trees by RBean December 14, 2008

nigga, please 

An urbanization of "Oh come come now, my esteemed African-American brother....surely you jest."

"I done had the LaRone triplets, twice!"
"Nigga please, you ain't had s***."

nigga, please by redgyul September 23, 2004

nigga, please 

A statement meaning, "Oh come on, that can't be right!"

Person 1: I did your mom last night.
Person 2: Nigga, please!

nigga, please by Falcon November 21, 2003

nigga, please 

When there's someting that can't possibly be right.

"Nigga, you wearin' Skin Bracer? Aint no bitches gonna be fuckin wit you."
"Nigga please, you know I aint splashin' no boosit on me, Im a through nigga."

nigga, please by Big Leon July 25, 2004

nigga, please 

An exclamation used to disagree with someone on a subject.

"Cocktease Caitlin is a nice young woman who loves to have a good time in healthy, wholesome ways."

".....nigga, please, that bitch is a nasty ass ho dat suck mo' dick den dat bitch named trixxxy down da skreet"

nigga, please by Loserkidz2389 July 21, 2004

Nigga, please! 

Just another colorful way to say, "Fuck you!"

Nigga, please!

Nigga, please! by mohawk_rebel666 August 4, 2014