narf 

English slang. Short for don't half.

That rubbish narf stinks!

narf by Niko.Vali May 18, 2007

narf 

When a person partakes in the act of puking.

I sampled her snack bar and narfed.

narf by snoel May 13, 2005

narf 

Fucking retard

Jasmine: get away from me you narf
Me: thanks

narf by babygirllove001 August 11, 2014

Narf 

A word to describe someone that is extreamly nerdy, they have surpassed nerd.

OMG Eric you are such a Narf!

Narf by Eric Idler December 19, 2008

Narf 

The act of sticking your pinky finger in someone's asshole. Commonly associated with Pinky and The Brain.

Yeap, she's Narfable.

Narf by Doriega February 19, 2008

Narf 

To be fresh out of your favorite herbal smoke. In a waterpipe or a bowl, when it is finished, it needs to be kicked or narfed.

This shit is narfed, clap it and pack it again.

Narf by mikey v January 20, 2006

Narf 

Narf is a phrase commonly used to express excitment, joy and... orgasmic qualities. :D Usually used as a paradey meaning used twice: E.G. "NarfNarf"

"Hey dude that girl last night was totally awesomeee"
"Tell me about it: It was like totally Narf."

Narf by LellyIsOnFiree! January 8, 2010