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Total CMU Move 

A Total Carnegie Mellon University Move ("Total CMU Move," or "TCMUM"), defined as prefacing an uber-intelligent question or statement with something to the effect of, "I know this is a dumb question," or, "This is probably the stupidest thing you'll hear today," as some subtly patronizing way of letting everyone around you know you're smarter than them -- as though it were an utterance so far below the usual standards of your stunning intellect that you have to apologize for it.
Pierre de Fermat: "So I have this equation here, it's kinda hard to solve... But it goes something like this, a^n + b^n = c^n..."

Student: "Uh, Professor Fermat, excuse me for sounding like a total idiot asking something as basic this, but it appears to me that no three positive integers a, b, and c can satisfy that equation for any integer value of 'n' greater than two. Or am I just like way off here?"

Everyone thinking in unison: "Total CMU Move, dude."
Total CMU Move by deltachild7 September 23, 2013

Total Sweat Move

To act in a brash and thoughtless or tactless manner while completely disregarding the well-being of others. To be self-promoting AND self-assertive while downplaying the accomplishments and achievements of friends and loved-ones.
John: "Hey Kevin! Jessica and I got engaged this morning!"

Kevin: Oh uhhh Congrats? You realize that whole wedding thing is expensive as shit bro, not to mention the mortgage you took out to pay for that ring!

John: That was a Total Sweat Move Bro...TSM...
Total Sweat Move by DJFriezie February 27, 2014

Tool Move 

when someone does something that could cause them to be classified as a tool. This could mean doing something just because it's 'cool' and/or because someone told them to and/or because that's what everyone else is doing.
"Why would you go to the midnight premiere of Twilight when you can just see it the next day at a reasonable hour? What a tool move."
Tool Move by Noddatool January 11, 2009

Total Bot Move 

A term used to describe a stupid action done out of straight stupidity. With repeated total bot moves, one may become a bonafide bot.
-friend: does something stupid
-"That's a total bot move bro"
Total Bot Move by j_reich3 April 11, 2019

total bitch move 

A jerky move done by another person.
Amanda: Your a whore!
Krista: Total bitch move!
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Steve throws a pencil.
Ken: Total bitch move!