Missionary Impossible 

When Two Fat People Try To Have Sex

"Yo man I just got this sweet dvd with these two sweaty fat fucks trying to fuck and it's called Missionary Impossible"

Missionary Impossible by Masta Dragon Red July 23, 2004

Missionary Impossible 

When having sex with a girl in the missionary position on the bottom bunk of a bunk bed, hook your hands and feet into the cross bars of the mattress above you so that the only part of you touching her is your cock in her vagina.

Yeah man, she was sleeping so I had to pull a missionary impossible to keep her from waking up.

Missionary Impossible by P.M. Wang January 14, 2009

Missionary Golf 

A sexual session involving only the Missionary position. A "Hole" of Missionary Golf refers to one time having sex, and as such, playing a full 18 holes of Missionary Golf is quite likely impossible.

It resembles golf in that the "Holes" are slightly different, some longer, some shorter, some times you use brute force, sometimes you have to use finesse, but they are all basically the same. I believe there is a certain beauty in playing Missionary Golf well.

After a few holes of Missionary Golf, John and Shirly were exhausted!

Missionary Golf by Christopher R April 16, 2007

Missionary Position

The Position one will find themselves in (usually behind a couch) when mormon missionaries show up on their doorsteps.

Enzo: Dog, the mormons came to my door the other day and I totally hid behind my couch.
Tim: That was serious Missionary Position right there.

Missionary Position by Enzodabossyeahbuddie June 18, 2011

Missionary Style 

Sex position where the person being fucked lays on their back and places their feet on the fucker's chest.

Last night my boyfriend fucked me missionary style.

Missionary Style by fretrew December 23, 2008

"Missionary Dating" 

Dating someone with the express purpose of converting the other person to a given religion (usually Christian) rather than building a sincere relationship with them. Very often, the "missionary" will dump the person they are dating once they believe that person has been "saved". This is a very bad idea because it insults the potential convert and the faith of the person attempting the conversion. Not only that, it can damage any future relationships for one or both.

Guys and gals, if you're out there "dating for Jesus" or whatever your equivalent might be, you're causing more harm than good. On top of that, you're using the same tactics as the Moonies and Reverend Jim Jones (look up "Jonestown Massacre"). So quit it, you idiots.

Content that she'd won Bob over to Christ, Sara publicly dumped him at the local coffee shop. Bob had trouble trusting women or the church for years after that and Sara's dating prospects dried up once word got out about what she was doing. Yep, "missionary dating" sure did wonders there.

"Missionary Dating" by C M T March 23, 2008

missionary position

A sexual position in which the woman is on the bottom on her back.

Hey baby let's use the missonary position tonight.

missionary position by zxert July 8, 2005