Mercedes-Benz 

One of the two finest automobile companies in the world. Mercedes and BMW are the ultimate contenders for mass-production high-quality cars. Nobody can fucking step to them.

American: I love my Ford.
European: You are truly a fucking idiot, Mercedes and BMW rule the world.
American: I know, but since I am a lazy motherfucker I do not know these things, and I am too blind to see the truth.

Mercedes-Benz by BMW = BLACK MAN'S WISH May 18, 2003

white mercedes 

A kind of ecstasy that will fuck you up. It gets its name from the mercedes emblem on the front side of the pill.

Those white mercedes kicked my ass.

white mercedes by B-Loc November 24, 2006

Mercedes-Benz Diesel

The FIRST auto maker to use a diesel engine in a production passenger car.
Known to be as strong as a brick, last 1 million miles, and get good fuel milage.
People in Finland can get over 400whp from turbocharged 3 litre Mercedes Diesel engines. (OM 603 and OM606)
Mercedes-Benz Diesel's are class leading engines in europe and quickly becoming common in america.

Mercedes-Benz Diesel are rock solid, fast, and clean engines.

Mercedes-Benz Diesel by Diesel-power April 25, 2006

Mercene

Gorgeous, talented, special person. People with this name rarely stay alone for long. It is hard to find people like this, when you finally find this rare person, cherish her and keep her for as long as you can.

Mercene is a beautiful girl, like a rose

Mercene by correct woman March 27, 2009

mercedes

1. hot and expensive car
2. hot and expensive girl
3. hot and expensive girl in a hot and expensive car

that chicks 'mercedes'

mercedes by Elle and Tin September 1, 2008

Mercedes Drunk 

. Girl on Girl
. Unnecessary volume
. Horny as fuck
. Touches everyone (aka- handsy)
. Hater blockers in action
. Raping of inanimate objects and/or people
. Mouth open
. Paparazzi status

When you're drunk enough that you are time traveling and having the best time of your life- you are Mercedes Drunk.

Mercedes Drunk by Badger Crew June 12, 2013

Mercedes-Benz 

Mercedes-Benz is one of the best car manufactures in the world. They produce a car with perfect blend of quality, saftey, performance, and luxary that no other car company can, with the exception of BMW and Volvo.

Japanese cars have the almost the same long lasting qualities, but not the saftey and solid-ness.

American cars just blow.

Evan: I got into a car accident today, I was blind sided by a guy running a red light.

Adam: How are you at the gym, if you were in a car accident earlier today?

Evan: Because I was driving a Mercedes-Benz.

Adam: Wow, what kind of car was the other guy driving?

Evan: A Chevy Cavalier. Hes in intensive care at the hospital right now, he should be alright.

Adam: Its a good thing you spend a few extra bucks for a Mercedes, not only is it sexy looking, its also the safest mass-produced car on the market.

Evan: Yeah, im going to buy a new one tomorrow.

Mercedes-Benz by Evan V January 17, 2005