Vehicular Manslaughter 

The satisfying act of jaywalking, but in a car, across a crosswalk full of people. However, this only counts if there are casualties, so its good to have a strategy. Since this is solely for fun and such a positive experience, feel free to make it more fun, like with a blindfold!!

"Man I have depression, I feel like I hurt everyone around me. I want to do something productive."
"I have the perfect idea: vehicular manslaughter!"

Vehicular Manslaughter by Bruh In a Can February 16, 2022

penicular manslaughter

when a god-like man with a god-like member has intercourse with 69 women in 24 hours, women have no equivalent to a penicular manslaughter.

dude i just pulled off a penicular manslaughter yesterday!

penicular manslaughter by D3r Schatten November 3, 2010

Jugular Manslaughter 

When a person (who may or may not have cal ripken's disease) is motorboating tits mcgeeeee's 800 hp (34 G) warlocks after a drunken night at mcfaddens and then proceeds to get knocked unconscious by her pendulous sweatercows. This leads to possible coma and eventual death.

Yo, Smock's family hired the best attorney to convict Tit's Mcgee of two counts of jugular manslaugther after her pendulous village feeders rendered him lifeless post motorboating.

The gravitational pull of Tits McGee's warlocked was too much for smock. Jugular Manslaughter.

Jugular Manslaughter by Agressively smoft March 9, 2008

penicular manslaughter

Commonly defined as an intentional beheading of the penis in which the offender had no prior intent to decapitate the one-eyed wonder worm. Usually occurring in the heat of passion.

While Jane was trying on her new pair of Arabian goggles, and enjoying her slurpe, the Seven Eleven clerk became disgruntled, asking her to pay for the expensive goggles. In a fit of rage Jane bit off the purple helmet shape nose piece, inadvertently committing penicular manslaughter.

penicular manslaughter by llamallamma March 23, 2007

Testicular Manslaughter 

Any contact on the male genitalia that is vicious and uncalled for and causes pain, Done by Accident or on Purpose. That act usually causes the victim to drop to the ground, clutching his junk.

Did you see that testicular manslaughter?? That ball went STRAIGHT for that guys junk.

Did you hear about John and his Testicular Manslaughter?? That should teach him not to cheat on his girlfriend.

Testicular Manslaughter by Kannon Kadaver February 25, 2010

verhicular manslaughter

when u are feeling pain becose u are a noob an pregnant use this word.

i am a verhicular manslaughter

verhicular manslaughter by verhicular manslaughter November 26, 2020

vehicular manslaughter (crimas) 

a guy that will never lose his virginity i think

hey vehicular manslaughter (crimas) did you seggs moes yesterday

vehicular manslaughter (crimas) by nutcracker420 December 20, 2021