lift my luggage

To firmly grasp and lift the testicles of the person you are anally penetrating.

Coined after prominent anti-gay activist George Alan Rekers hired a rentboy for a week long sex vacation and claimed that the young man was hired to "lift my luggage."

As he pounded my wrinkled old ass, Lucien reached around and started to lift my luggage, causing me to cry out "Hallelujah!"

lift my luggage by GayHypocrites May 4, 2010

Lift something heavy

1. When you're trying to take a dump while on the phone, you claim you're "lifting something heavy" in order to explain the grunting.
2. This phrase can also be used as a euphemism for that act in other situations.

1. MAN 1: (grunting)
MAN 2: "Dude, are you shitting while we're on the phone?"
MAN 1: "No, I'm just lifting something heavy."

2. MAN 1: "Where are you going?"
MAN 2: "I'll be back in a few minutes. I have to lift something heavy."

Lift something heavy by Byteme51 July 7, 2010

lift-and-coast 

Letting go of the accelerator and use engine braking to save fuel during race, as opposed to flat-out driving.

F1 racers do not lift-and-coast during qualifications but do lift-and-coast during the Sunday race to save fuel.

lift-and-coast by Ntr April 23, 2015

lift gift 

Farting in an elevator just before exiting. This is similar to crop dusting, but either leaves victims trapped with the gas, or surprises new and unsuspecting passengers.

"The guy that got off on the 3rd floor left us a lift gift. It smells of eggs and beef. Quickly, open the doors so we may find another lift! I can taste it!"

lift gift by SAN Fouler May 13, 2014

Lift Cyphe 

To smoke weed on the ski lift before a run.

We cyphed on the lift this morning.
Lets pull a lift cyphe on the next run.

Lift Cyphe by occultaura March 6, 2010

lift my luggage

Phrase used to describe taking a homosexual prostitute on a European vacation, while being an advocate of Gay to Straight conversion therapy.

George Rekers (co-founder of Anti-Gay Family Research Council) hired a blonde hustler on Rentboy.com and took him to Ibiza for a 10 day vacation, when confronted with this news he claimed he hired the boy to "lift my luggage".

lift my luggage by ProfessionalSmartAss May 4, 2010

lift one cheek 

When seated, the act of leaning right or left in order to pass gas.

"I got really uncomfortable during his speech--it got so bad I had to lift one cheek."

"The dog was in the room, so I was able to lift one cheek while my grandma wasn't looking."

lift one cheek by Dr. Warren James December 26, 2008