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invisible chopped liver 

The accomplished martyr’s ultimate verbal and emotional weapon when trying to get some sympathy.

invisible tickle 

When you move your hands toward someone and wiggle your fingers as if you're tickling them but don't actually touch them and they still laugh hysterically and try to push you away like you're actually tickling them.
My sister Adrian hates the invisible tickle! hahaha haaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa a aaaaa aaaaa aaaaaa ajahahaha hahadsf jsdf
invisible tickle by Jennnnnnnnn August 6, 2006

invisible conversationalism 

when you are talking to someone who is behind you while walking and they stop, turn a corner, turn around, start talking to someone else, etc. without your knowing. you keep on walking and talking to them even though they aren't there, resulting in stares and strange looks.
I walked down the hallway of my school one monday telling my friend how my weekend was when she turned into the library without my knowing; I was still talking. I was at the end of the hallway when I realized she wasn't there, it was then that I figured out why everyone was giving me funny looks. -Invisible Conversationalism-

invisible hand 

From Adam Smith's 1776 The Wealth of Nations, referring to the uncoordinated ("invisible") private incentives in a free society, which direct resources to their highest valued use, leading people to voluntarily produce the goods and services that other people need.

Alternately, a hand job performed in public, but concealed by a strategically placed garment.
No need to have a Supreme Soviet planning commitee enslave me and tell me how many shoes to produce, the invisible hand of the free market will coordinate production!

Or:

I put my jacket on my lap, and she gave me some invisible hand right there during the concert.

invisible beef 

Invisible beef is when someone or a group of people privately claim to dislike you for reasons unknown. It's when that person goes around talking negatively about you behind your back, informing everyone except you that there is a "problem". when a bitter childish person likes to make bad choices and then point their fingers in blame because you never attended their pityy part.
a hater with an invisible beef
invisible beef by Levi Royce January 4, 2014

Invisible Pink Unicorn 

A supernatural creature whose existence can not be demonstrated, but for which certain facts are nevertheless asserted (if it's invisible, how do you know it's pink?).

Apparently orginating on the alt.athiest usenet group as a way to either argue the existence of God with non-athiests without getting personal, or mock them relentlessly. Sometimes shortened to IPU.
We know the Invisible Pink Unicorn exists, because no matter how hard hard we look we can't see her.