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1: (n.) A person infatuated with the heavy metal culture of America in the 1980s. Such individuals almost exclusively drop out of high school to join a pathetic cover band, wear Metallica T-shirts and leather pants, and are often found living at rock concerts or in their parents' basements. The only profession in which heshers are qualified to work is as waitstaff at a Hard Rock Cafe. Ironically, though many heshers are not old enough to have experienced the 1980s, they still collect obsolete vinyl records and have the terrible misconception that Motley Crue is still a popular band. The definition of hesher may partially coincide with the definitions of goth or baker. Etymology: derived from 'Hessian', referring to masculine Germanic mercenaries from Hesse. (These mercenaries were actually chill, unlike heshers, who likely were not even popular during the 1980s.)

2: (adj.) Of or relating to heshers or hesher culture. Also 'hessian'. (cf. the related concept 'emo'.)
Chill your tits! Just offer the heshers free beer to calm them down, then call animal control.

Holy crap, does that retarded 17-year-old who smells like cheap ganja actually have a blue mohawk, black skinny jeans, and a Kiss T-shirt? He's totals hesher!

Bro, if you keep going to Black Sabbath concerts, you might go hesher on me.
hesher by chillr October 11, 2013
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he who views AC/DC, Metallica, and Jackyll as the best bands around ten years after the fact of the bands true days of popularity. may be described in terms of male/female versions, each with distinct characteristics of both mullet and music.
female hesher loves 80's bands defined by long hair, throbbing pelvic moves, and glamour facepaint. also sports female mullet, long hair with straight chopped bangs sometimes teased to perfection.

male has standard issue mullet and exclaims how lame today's music is while driving away in his '85 Z-28 with G'n'R cranking
Sweet Child O' Mine.
hesher by Joelcandooit007 March 28, 2004
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heshe by Gigglefairy January 2, 2004
The state of being in an altered frame of mind, specifically relating to pot (baked) and acid (fried). Hashed can pertain to any narcotic, in addition to hash itself.
"Andy, dude, you're so hashed."
"I am not fucking hashed"."
"I hashed your mom..."
"Whaaaat?....Does anyone have some eggrolls?....Stop writing this!"
hashed by JAND May 13, 2005
Verb.

Ripped: Torn: Something, usually a limb or toe/finger being cut open, slashed, ripped, or torn: i.e the skin.
"Dude, I hashed my foot the other day. Was bloody and crap."
Hashed by TriggerHippie March 26, 2009