Herpes 

Herpes: a noun, describing sores on someones genitals or mouth.

Also quite the bother when your trying to get someone to' do the dirty' with. Herpes is an STD you get from sleeping with dirty whores who you had drunken sex with. Trust me when it comes to whores, don't go cheap !

"Molly has herpes, that sucks."
"This sex would be great if it wasn't for my genital warts, aww Herpes"
"That's just a cold sore baby not herpes, i promise"

Herpes by Animal264 December 6, 2009

Herpes 

A term used by Spanish speaking individuals.

Hey vato, your piece of pie fell on the floor so my sister is going to give you herpes!

Herpes by McChopper December 19, 2008

herpes 

French-english for a man wig (hairpiece)

My herpes is in my ass.

herpes by newt January 3, 2004

herpes 

the main std manifested in nikki
see nikki

i slept with nikki and now i have herpes

herpes by skank master jasper December 28, 2005

herpes 

itchy painful bumps on the genitalia. contracted from ho bags

Matt G. has herpes on his wang.

herpes by Gbizzle October 11, 2003

Herpes 

Something you do NOT want coming back positive at the doctors office...

I just took a test at the doctor... I think I have herpes in the mouth.

Herpes by Alxaisapenguin August 29, 2015

herpes 

something that sucks really bad. (cos herpes DOES suck aparently) or something really sketchy.

"Oh man that pop quiz today was so herpes"
or
"the dining hall closing an hour early was way herpes"

herpes by bacon and eggs May 22, 2004