Turtle Heading 

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

Turtle Heading by Hemlok February 15, 2009

European hearing aid 

Having sex with the gaugeearrings in a woman's ear. May require lube. Also see gauge rage.

Garett: Hey man, Cindy just got gauges.
Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.

European hearing aid by Dbu June 7, 2013

healing smile 

Yuta

Yuta's healing smile can cure anything.

healing smile by Rapunzel_00 January 26, 2021

Oreo Healing 

noun
a : the act or process of regaining health by eating oreos, which is the trademark for the popular sandwich cookies by Nabisco
b : restoration to life, consciousness, vigor, and strength by the eating of an oreo cookie
verb
c : to make young or youthful again through the eating of oreos: give new vigor to
d : to bring back to or put back into a former or original state

An oreo healing will rejuvenate me.
She is looking ill, she could use an oreo healing.
I must heal my wounds through the power of oreos.

Any kind of oreo will do. For example: Original, Double Stuf, Golden, and Triple-Double are all acceptable.

Oreo Healing by TheGlen September 28, 2011

I Need Healing

The mating call for a rare half human half cyborg creature known as the Genji. The Genji often uses this call when he is at 199/200 health just annoying the Lucio's,Mercy's,Zentyatta's and Ana's he yells it at while not pushing the payload.

Genji:199/200 health
Genji:I need healing
Reaper:We don't even have a healer
Genji:Then switch to one
Reaper:No
Genji:Then i'll just stand here and make our team lose
Reaper:*Switches to Ana*
Ana:Lemme heal you
Genji:*Keeps moving too fast for Ana o heal him*

I Need Healing by dfkjgefhlidas April 4, 2017

Heafing

Heafing is a sophisticated form of digital media bullshitting for the 21st century.

It is typified by the liberal smattering of phrases into sentences such as 'media ecology', 'suite of tools', 'curated content', 'bespoke network' and 'intersection of technology' in order to create the facade of all-knowingness.

Heafers have an over-inflated opinion of their own importance and tend to dress like teenagers well into their 30s.

Do we have to sit here and listen to this dude heafing any longer, noone gives a shit. Let's go outside and get a life.

Heafing by The Geek Assassinator January 15, 2009

Hating ass bitch 

a bitch that's just always hating

DAMN JADEN IS A HATING ASS BITCH

Hating ass bitch by Define that bitch November 9, 2019