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Woot-Off Headache

A chronic pain beneath the skull brought on by constantly refreshing the screen during a Woot-Off, sometimes leading to violent seizures.
Dude - I have a splitting Woot-Off headache. But it was all worth it to score that frank-ass RC helicopter. Just wish I hadn't been flopping on the floor during the Bag-of-Crap.
Woot-Off Headache by SurveyJake March 26, 2009

Hamacher 

German farmer, expert in cow milking, beer drinking.
- You see that shitfaced guy?
- Totally a Hamacher!
Hamacher by ziiimoooon May 9, 2010

I have a headache

What a female usually say`s when she does not want to have sex.
Guy "I love you" (guys way of trying to get laid).
Girl " I can`t I have a headache" (girls way of saying your not getting any tonight).
I have a headache by dizzydumbdumb November 28, 2006

Fucking Headache

Used to convey that you have, not just a headache but, a fucking headache by making a circle with the thumb and fingers of one hand then tapping your forehead through it with the index finger of your other hand.
What’s the matter?”

*squinting in pain and tapping forehead through circled fingers*

“Fucking headache?”

*nodding*

saigon headache 

When a Caucasian person (usually male) likes a person of Asian descent (usually female); as used by MadTV alum Will Sasso.

See also yellow fever.
Teen 1: Man, that Lucy Lui is so hot.
Teen 2: (singing to the tune of Stevie Wonders' 'Jungle Fever') You've got Saigon Headache/I've got Saigon Headache/We've got Saigon Headache!
Teen 1: ...okay then
saigon headache by crazytown March 29, 2007

Headassery 

One's stupidity on their own or another individual's behalf.
The amount of headassery at this place is unreal, I swear.
Headassery by StormFury/JaeTang April 23, 2018