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Stephen Hawking 

A famous physicist a.k.a. 'The wheelchair dude who invented time'.
Sheldon: Stephen Hawking is a famous physicist...
Penny: Yeah, yeah, the wheelchair dude who invented time.

joseph hawkins 

joseph hawkins is the nigga from the popular nigga twerk video
guy 1: dude have you heard of joseph hawkins lately?
guy 2: no he was arrested because he had info that would impeach trump
joseph hawkins by MOSQUE SHOOTER February 28, 2020

hammer hawking 

When two men are standing at a urinal and one looks down to catch a glimpse of the other man's penis.
I was at the urinal earlier and Rich was hammer hawking me pretty hard. I think he is bi-curious.
hammer hawking by J-Boy Jr June 18, 2007

Stephen Hawking Stoned

When you get so stoned that your physical and mental likeness are that of the genius, Stephen Hawking.
"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."

Dirty Hawtin 

The sexual act of when someone has achieved orgasm and throws a speaker on the other receiving individual.
This dj fucked some slut in the booth and wasn't going to bring her to the hotel room so he performed a "Dirty Hawtin" on her.
Dirty Hawtin by GuBostonDubs February 19, 2015

MC Hawking 

Really dope, underrated MC
born in Englang during WWII,
suffers on ALS , which forces him to roll with a wheelchair with 24' Spinners.
Isn´t able to speak, but his lyrics are Milestones in history of rap.
My Favorites :
F*ck the Creationists´
The Mighty Stephen Hawking
All My Shootin's Be Drivebys
GTA3
Then up ahead cold chilling in the street,
six motherfuckers from MIT.
I flick off the safety, check my grip,
and load a dum-dum clip.
I glance at the Doom to make sure he's packed,
his fingers on the trigger of his baby Mac.
Time to give a Newtonian demonstration,
of a bullet its mass and its acceleration.
MC Hawking by KJ May 13, 2005