Urban Grandad 

A new generation of hipster, 28+ male found in cities. Rocking a flat cap, checked flannel shirt and old man Cardigan. Far less edgy than a hipster, they may or may not have a beard and they generally work in middle management and like to spend weekends on meditation retreats, having nice weekends with family and friends and not drinking the latest on trend craft beer.

Celeb Urban grandads include Matthew Edmondson radio one and John Richardson comedian

I Really like Matt, he’s such a nice guy, he had a cool cardigan on last week, when he told me he liked my jumper, he’s such an Urban Grandad.

Urban Grandad by Flip flop 80 April 25, 2019

Step-grandad 

Step-grandad

A man's pathetic and rather quite sad attempt at being a real grandad. A delusional man whose step-son/daughter has had a child and for some strange reason believes he is the grandad of the child, who shares not 1 Iota of DNA with said grandad!

2. Step-grandad

Delusions of grandeur by a life long non achiever, futile attempt of having the one thing not even his sister can give him... a real grandchild!
See also IMAGINARY FRIEND.

Hey bro, you're about as real as a step-grandad!

Step-grandad by Smell the roses October 1, 2016

Ur grandad a fag 

This is worse than your daddy lesbian, your mom gay, and your granny a tranny Every time you say this 10 African kids die

John: your granny tranny

Bob: I'll say it

John: say faggot
Bob: ur grandad a fag

*John and 10 African kids die*

Ur grandad a fag by Racooneggs March 12, 2018

Creakys grandad 

Tribe leader
Grandsons a noob but going to war in Afghanistan

Creakys grandad is a tribe leader in nigeria

Creakys grandad by TimTheTiger April 24, 2021

Yer Great Grandad Is A Banged Lad 

THE WORST OF THE WORST ALL WHOM HAPPEN TO FACE THIS INSULT ARE INSTANTLY EARASED FROM ALL OF HISTORY BE WARY MY CHILDREN BE WARY INDEED

Jim: Yer grandpap a trap
John: Yer great grandad is a banged lad
Jim: G O N E

Yer Great Grandad Is A Banged Lad by Cock boi 911 March 13, 2018

Yer Grandad 

1.If you are sexually attracted to someone's grandad
2.If you dont want to use yer mum or yer dad as a comeback
3.If your shit at comebacks

Cool kid: Hi i heard you mum is hot
Gay kid: So is yer grandad

Yer Grandad by lauren is the coolest person ever January 3, 2009

A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

Someone who has ascended past being an asshole and mother fucker.
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)

That cripple David kid is such A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag by Big Bear M. October 16, 2008