Fountain Folks 

A defined type of people in the City of Guelph, Ontario, Canada. Can usually be found originating from downtown by the 'fountain' feature. Said people are notorious junkies, criminals, unkempt and excrete putrid odours. They are known to defecate on the sidewalk and masturbate and expose themselves in public as documented. The same Fountain Folks are usually actively involved in protests and are also known 'Antifas' in the area.

Guelph's Fountain Folks hold protest downtown, again.

Fountain Folks by City of Guelph July 3, 2018

Fountain of youth 

When you cum in a female woman’s anus and then she forcefully ejects feces and sperm in the air explosive as the Fourth of July.

Person 1: why do you smell so bad?
Person 2: I put it so deep she gave me the fountain of youth.

Fountain of youth by Anumal crockers October 20, 2020

Fountain Cleanser 

/fount(ə)n klenzər/

Noun

A common problem in hobbyist forums or think tanks.

An individual (or group of people) who passively or aggressively harass an individual (or group of people) into submission of the harassers thought processes or ideology.

How did Todd get Rudy quit the group? He was a bit of a newb but he didn't appear to be a jerk.
That's because Todd is the biggest fountain cleanser in the group...

Fountain Cleanser by The Tenacious Turd May 20, 2021

Fountain Hills Middle School 

A school located in Fountain Hills, FHMS makes the High School look like paradise with its constant breakouts in fighting, smoking in bathrooms, and bitchy schoolteachers. Teachers, who teach 6th, 7th, or 8th, are screwed either way. If they're guys, they're perverts. If they're girls, they're either bitchy or slutty. The cafeteria food sucks, except for pasta day, which has good breadsticks. There are the 'popular kids' who are aparantley bringing sexy back, but when given a closer look they look like rats with visible boxers. The only good part of Fountain Hills Middle School is the rather amazing bathroom mirrors, which are fun to sharpie.

I'm going to set crocodiles on every teacher at Fountain Hills Middle School..

Fountain Hills Middle School by Ricky Martin ZING December 25, 2008

fountain day 

The Party to end all parties at SUNY Albany where a large fountain in the middle of campus gets turned on around 3 weeks before the end of school and everyone gets drunk.

You going to fountain day?
Yeah I'm alreadyd drunk!

fountain day by Matt April 27, 2004

Fountain Valley 

A NICE PLACE TO LIVE. Not a small, lame town. Fountain Valley is actually cooler than where the person above this post live. Fountain Valley is a very nice place to live between Santa Ana, Westminister, and Huntington Beach. That means you can go to the beach, go shopping, then go to the Discovery Center in Santa Ana if you live at fountain valley without traveling for 5000000000 hours. A NICE PLACE TO LIVE! You know its nice if you live here. anywhere else you live is okay.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Fountain Valley in Orange County.
Person 1: Is it a nice place to live?
Person 2: It is a nice place to live.

Fountain Valley by ManInAWell514 August 25, 2011

Fountain Rapist 

A Predator who waits for a victim to start drinking from a fountain, then proceeds to force fellatio.

Dude, that guy just got hit by a fountain rapist!

Fountain Rapist by Teamdt February 20, 2011