Fitted-shoes 

Doltish and ignorant dummies.

"She issa fitted-shoes"
She rell ignorant.

Fitted-shoes by Unknown qween June 14, 2020

fitted sheet syndrome 

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.

danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome

fitted sheet syndrome by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025

Fitted to the nines

When someone is dressed freshly and looks nice

"Yo, Ronnie is fitted to the nines!"

Fitted to the nines by Jowie January 20, 2026

Fold a Fitted Sheet 

The act of fitting a large Penis into a tight Vagina. Typically uaed to reference the Homemaker or Librarian who you suspect would unexpectedly good in bed.

That Librarian looks like she could fold a fitted sheet.

Fold a Fitted Sheet by Coopdaville1985 June 7, 2018

kitchen being fitted 

Getting out of having to pay for a meal with friends.

Sorry, I can't pay cause I just placed a deposit on a kitchen being fitted.

kitchen being fitted by Hhjb595959 November 19, 2021

blue yankee fitted

What people in New York wear that you can never go wrong with. As if it matches with anything no matter what colors.
As ridiculous as it sounds its true and you can see it almost everywhere around the city. So ridiculous that you start believing in it too.
The Original Yankee Fitted is Superior and apparently Magical

Blue Yankee Fitted, White tee ,and Timberlands looks nice why? because of the Fitted

blue yankee fitted by EssInDaBX March 22, 2010

Keep it fitted 

Keep it fitted - origininated by holman in atlantic city
a way of saying goodbye, deuces, peace, adios

Keep it fitted, don't fuck with flex.

Keep it fitted by holman` November 16, 2010