Phat Fingered Essex Ska

Awesome venue rockin' reggae/ska/dub written, recorded and preformed by essex's finest hippies - the New Town Kings - perfect for skanking to.

Person 1: Feel like some skanking to cheer me up....
Person 2: *puts on phat fingered essex ska*
Person 1: *has never heard anything as wicked as it before and immediately starts to skank and doesn't stop until they collapse on the floor form exhaustion*

Phat Fingered Essex Ska by Ska-gal July 23, 2009

digital fingerprint 

All the private and personal information you purposely or unknowingly store on your smartphone.

When I went to get us some more drinks, she grabbed my iphone and looked at my tweets, FB rants, gps history, credit card balance, and even the youtube videos I watched. She had my whole digital fingerprint by the time I got back.

digital fingerprint by tmdoom May 14, 2011

The fingerest 

A beautiful schaubism used by Brian Campbell to openly mock Brenda Schaub to his face on live TV.

Luke Thomas: *Pointing at Schaubs arm* "Wow, look at the detail on that tattoo, all the fingers are evenly spread out"
Brian Campbell: "Some would say the fingerest, right there"

Schaub: *Bragging about how expensive his tattoo is* "I would say he takes about 800 an hour"

The fingerest by P.F. Changs line cook June 18, 2021

fingerdrumming 

tapping your fingers in a rhythm, playing your "drumset", and is most commonly found because the person who is doing it is bored or becoming impatient. can also be done with slaps.

The only thing that sucks worse than taking the SAT is taking it while listening to the guy behind you do his fingerdrumming like he thinks he's got skills of an actual drummer.

fingerdrumming by someguyudontcareabout June 11, 2006

One-fingered butt plunge 

In the act of wiping one's bottom, when the toilet paper tears and, inadvertently, a finger plunges into the butt hole. (Occurs especially when using cheap toilet paper or when wiping too hard). Can result in a stinky fingernail.

Guy in toilet: Oh, dude, gross!
Guy outside: What happened?
Guy in toilet: I was wiping and I accidentally did the one-fingered butt plunge.

One-fingered butt plunge by LongWayfromHome September 7, 2010

three fingered salute 

to press press CTRL ALT and DELETE on your PC thus resetting it .. derived from the 3 fingers you use to press the buttons.

John:"Damn my computer has froze!!"
Dave:"Give it a three fingered salute!"
John:"But ill lose all my work..."

three fingered salute by Evil-Ernie June 2, 2003

Spirit Fingered

Verb: The act of fingering a cheerleader, or fingering any girl but with excessive spirit.

After that party Friday night, I spirit fingered the head cheerleader of the varsity squad.

I was showing a lot of spirit while my fingers were sliding in and out of her.

Spirit Fingered by spiritfingerer June 22, 2011