tickle my fiddle 

when somebody says something remotely triggering or funny

makes you exhale slightly harder from the nostrils

"Damn Liz, u got the booty girl"
"Haha wow, that really did tickle my fiddle"

tickle my fiddle by Saithong October 6, 2016

Wet Cockney Fiddler 

Being under the thumb of a girlfriend.

She’s bossing him around, he’s such a wet cockney fiddler.

Wet Cockney Fiddler by Hugh Horace January 8, 2018

fiddle fart 

Doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.

Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.

What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.

fiddle fart by Tim Griffith December 11, 2004

Fiddle Diddle 

When you rub syrup on someone's nipples

Originated from a Youtube video entitled: YTP Michael Becomes Increasingly Explicit

When i was 7 i rubbed syrup on my sister's really big nipples fiddle diddle riddle diddle !

Fiddle Diddle by nick shredder June 17, 2011

ass fiddler 

A gay dude. period. One who fiddles with asses

That fucking ass fiddler is wearing Capri pants and a pink camo shirt again!

ass fiddler by V dux September 5, 2007

Crotch Fiddler 

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.

Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.

Crotch Fiddler by Chris March 13, 2005

Fiddlepat 

The most overconfident, narcissistic player on roblox, a failed Myth account who spends his days being an overconfident shitbag and harassing people over small things, making communities then cracking them in half

"Hey, did you hear that Fiddlepat got cancelled on twitter again?" "Yeah, He's such bitch, he even sucked up to MUGEN!"

Fiddlepat by ZippyTheLad May 14, 2021