Felcher

Someone who sucks his boyfriends poop through a straw by inserting the straw in his cornhole. He then proceeds to swallow the poop.

I think that Butt Pirate is a Felcher.

Felcher by Mr. Homophobia June 18, 2023

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Felcher

The guy fucks the girl in her ass cums in it ,the girl shits it the cum back out with extras on a glass table and the felcher comes in sucks it up with a McDonald's straw. He's a cumshot corntitshit sucking through a McDonald's straw kind of felcher.

Daniel became such a felcher gobbling up gooey goodness lips puckered tight around that McDonald's straw tongue molesting the side and ends of it consuming every tasty morsel of semen.

Felcher by ArrogantFuckmanwhore February 16, 2024

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Coffee Felcher

A selfish person who sneaks a cup of coffee before the brewing cycle is complete thus causing the finished brew to be weak and bitter.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.

(Sips coffee)...YUCK!!!,those goddamn Coffee Felchers have been at it again.(Spits out coffee)

Coffee Felcher by Dr.Cyclopz January 6, 2012

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belly felcher

During missionary style man-on-woman sex, the act of pulling out, ejaculating on her stomach, then slurping up the portion of your load that pools up in her belly button.

I was pounding away on her, really going deep, when I couldn’t hold it anymore, I pulled out, sprayed it all over her stomach, chest and face! It was awesome! Then she requested I slurp up the goo that pooled in her belly button, a request I certainly complied with. I asked her, “what is that freaky shit?”, she said, “you’re a Belly Felcher!”

belly felcher by 1Icemonkey August 1, 2019