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extended holiday syndrome 

A bodily state which mainly affects high school students, although it could apply to anyone of any age. Symptoms include nausea, random headaches, feeling lightheaded, feeling worthless, useless, lacking motivation, having no sense of direction, and decreased stool. Usually caused by someone having a holiday lasting more than one week, something like winter or spring break, and having said individual being a lazy teenager and not leaving the house. Video games on all day, movies being watched alone, excessive fapping, uncontrolled snacking, all a result of laziness. poor excuses may be made where the individual needs to "rest" because of the long school year. Just leave the house, get some fresh air, see some friends, and symptoms will lessen.
me: *waking up* holy shit it's already 3 pm? wtf am i doing with my life? I didn't even drink yet I feel hungover? I must have extended holiday syndrome. I need to get the fuck outta here

(texting a friend): fuck me i've fapped seven times today. what do I do now???
(friend): man.. i just want to go back to school now

Extended Butt Trail (EBT)

A very long butt crack. So long that it might be considered the "ET” of butt cracks. It is really “out of this world.”
When Stephenie bent over to tie her shoe, I noticed that she has an Extended Butt Trail (EBT)… having never seen one before, I was intrigued, so I moved in for a closer look.

Extended Nerve Syndrome 

The commonly found ability and/or disorder for a video gamer to experience the sensation of physical harm when only experiencing an occurrence in video games (Commonly used acronym: ENS or ENP for the alternatively used Extended Nerve Perception)
Man: Ow!!! Did you see that grenade?
Woman: Whoa man, experiencing some Extended Nerve Syndrome over there?

Extended booty call 

Extra long humping session when missed a few booty calls.
I havnt seen my ho in a few days so we had a extended booty call.
Extended booty call by mach 4 December 26, 2011

extended cuddle 

Cuddling until you fall asleep.
I want to extended cuddle with Jacqueline.
extended cuddle by LDR SG-TX June 30, 2014

Extended Thigh 

When someone doesn't have an ass
"Dat ass!"
" Nah man, extended thigh."
Extended Thigh by RodKnocker April 11, 2017