stress level elimination exercise plan 

a way to get rid of stress in an office. S.L.E.E.P. is a good way to explain to your boss when you are caught snoozing.

BOSS: What are you doing? Do you want to be fired?

under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.

stress level elimination exercise plan by Pinky Star May 28, 2009

Masturbation Exercise 

the act of doing or making something for the sole purpose of cultivating a sense of self-importance. The resulting product (if any) does not benefit anyone but the creator.

His obscure and useless research on the different shades of blue sold by paint manufacturers between the years of 1965-1967 is like one giant masturbation exercise.

Masturbation Exercise by Cat (like meow meow) January 18, 2009

Don't exercise me

Often said to the person that makes you angry.
The meaning is: "Don't make me sweat by beating you up."
Usually said with no real intension to beat the person up, but just as a threat, so the one will leave you alone.
The origin: "Don't make me exercise."

some dude: "blah blah blah blah"
you: "Man, don't exercise me."

Don't exercise me by Jonson.y September 11, 2005

How to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet! 

Slogan people use to get overweight people to their website.

THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT FAT PEOPLE THINKHow to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet! IS POSSIBLE WHILE WE TRY TO GAIN WEIGHT

How to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet! by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

Team Building Exercise

The act of gang rape

My brothers and I performed a team building exercise on her as she spoke out of turn.

Team Building Exercise by heathen priestess April 2, 2009

foreign exercise video 

A euphemism used to reference a pornographic movie in a less 'seedy' sounding manner

Roommate #1: "What was that porno were you watching when I got home yesterday?"

Roommate #2: (slightly embarassed) "Hey--that wasn't a porno, it was a foreign exercise video!"

foreign exercise video by GinaM November 14, 2007

Pointless Exercise in Futility 

1. An action that achieves no end or goal.

2. An action to achieve a goal that is unachievable.

3. An action that achieves an end or goal that is in itself pointless

Trying to culture an american is a pointless exercise in futility.

Pointless Exercise in Futility by Old_Bean September 10, 2005