cogito ergo sum titties 

A way of explaining a man's attraction to a woman based on the size, shape, or general excellence of here breasts, i.e., ahem, titties.

"Damn, look at that rack. I want to hit that."
"Cogito ergo sum titties, amirite?"

cogito ergo sum titties by alleged June 14, 2013

cum hoc ergo propter hoc 

Latin for "with this, therefore because of this"

Basically says, just because A = B , and B = C, A ≠ C.

Example of cum hoc ergo propter hoc:

If Chad likes Megan, and Megan likes Barbie Dolls, that does not mean that Chad likes Barbie Dolls.

cum hoc ergo propter hoc by the fallacy October 15, 2011

Cogito Ergo Sum 

Latin Translation For I Think, Therefore I Am

Simon: What’s The Translation For I Think, Therefore I Am
Howard: In Latin, You Say It As This-Cogito Ergo Sum

Cogito Ergo Sum by CampbellTheManTonight March 17, 2023

cogito ergo sum 

'i think therefore i am'

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
COGITO ERGO SUM. I THINK THEREFORE I AM, I *AM*

cogito ergo sum by potatoeoverlord August 21, 2024

Cogito, ergo sum 

English translation of “I think, therefore I am”

René Descartes, the founder of rationalism, said the famous statement, “Cogito, ergo sum.”

Cogito, ergo sum by bluestinger66 April 13, 2023

ergocentric 

A person who believes that their work is the central reason for their existence

1: people in today's world only ever live to work
2: yeah! we really do live in an ergocentric society
1: oh my gosh, yes!! all they care about is work, none of them care about personal lives
2: it's because we're so economically centered; work has become the thing we center our lives on

ergocentric by Mrs, Worldwide February 24, 2019

Ergometer

also known as erg, coaches love them rowers hate them. used for land training in rowing for; training during rough weaather, strength training, and 2k and 5k tests. 2k test= fml. the erg causes large amounts of pain which can increase exponentially.

coach, " ok everybody get on an erg (ergometer) and set up for 2000 meters."
rowers, "FML"

Ergometer by a rower May 17, 2009