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evening officer 

used in irish stoner terminology to keep away nasty pigs. once said everyone in the area must repeat the phrase.
Everyone say evening officer right now.

*everyone then says evening officer*
evening officer by ELET January 30, 2020
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Have a magical evening. 

A method Walt Disney employees use to politely tell you to go fuck yourself.
Customer: What do you mean I can't have an extended checkout?

WD employee: It just isn't possible at this time Sir, Have a magical evening.

Good Evening

Orginated from an Illuminati X song called "Black Hand". Delxue, 1/3 of Illuminati X drops the following line:
"Goodevening, looking like you've seen a demon, not happy to see me, thought we had an agreement?"

When listening to this song, that line hits you, and you will understand, the meaning is basicly: sick, ill, dope etc.
(but in a mobster sort of way)
Nikola: yo have you watched Eastern Promises?

Osama: Ye, that shit was Good Evening
Good Evening by Dr. Nikola April 16, 2009
the only time of day when over 90% of people are awake
I wake up at 4pm and go to bed at 8am.
I sleep in the morning, during the day, but awake in the evening.
evening by missile_blocker December 11, 2007
Suffix attached to any word to create a spooftacular, overwrought, and often horror-based, movie-esque title. May be reduced to "-ning" to accommodate words ending in vowels. Not to be confused with the gerund creating suffix "-ing".
Prominent examples of usage include parody horror movie "The Bloodening" (from "The Simpsons" episode "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken") and 2010 Indie Games award-winning game "The Revengening".
ening by wizzy0807 January 20, 2011

evening the odds

Evening the odds is to jump off a building and into a car that turns into a somehow non-lethal tank in a city thats only filled with criminal scum, an army, a man who hates clowns and wants to kill you, and a man that blames getting his face eaten by a mutant crocodile man with a “killer stick” on you for no reason.
The City’s Overrun. We don’t stand a chance.”
-“Stay here. I’ll send someone to pick you up.”
What are you doing?”
-“Evening the odds.”