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Download.com 

A malicious download website owned by CNet. Many downloads contain adware and malware. Stay away from this website and softonic.com.
Computer Noob: Download it from download.com.

Me: Never!
Download.com by catsdgs March 2, 2018

download whore 

One who downloads at the same rate as a whore gets pumped...much like a whores risk of contracting pussy fungal viruses and fatal viruses.....the download whore risks the same for the sake of doing what they do best!
Luva called me on the phone, AGAIN, to say,"helppppppppp meee!....i got this virus i can't cure!", To which i Replied "First step to download whore recovery is to admit you are in fact a Download Whore!"
download whore by Rosie February 17, 2004

Download Sabbath

The day on which you give in to your computer's non-stop reminders and install lots of updates at once. No work may be done on the computer on this day, hence it being a "Sabbath."
Boss: Can you type up a letter to the client before the end of the day?
Employee: No can do, chief. I still have 23 critical updates for Windows to install.
Boss: Ah, it's Download Sabbath. I see.
Download Sabbath by IdiNaHui October 30, 2013

download asymptote 

When your download speed steadily decreases as you near the completion of the download, such that your download will get infinitely close to finishing, but never actually finish.
The program said it'd take about 3 minutes to finish, but thanks to download asymptote it ended up taking 3 hours.

download week 

the week at the end of the month when you use all of the unused data on your cell plan to download everything in existance, usualy followed by a delete weekend.
guy 1: dude why do you have so many shitty apps on your phone
guy 2: its download week and i still had like two gigs of data, i spent the subway ride downloading everything that looked mildly interesting
guy 1: oh, well your in for one hell of a delete weekend then
download week by bladewind April 17, 2013