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deodorant balls 

Men who think they are getting some go through this process to make their junk not smell horrible. Usually with deodorant, quick scrubbing, and scented lotions.
This girl i've been texting invited me over to watch a movie, better deodorant balls tonight.

Guy 1-Finally going to get some tonight
Guy 2-Deodorant balls or shes going to be smelling fish
deodorant balls by ironmaul00 June 30, 2011
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deodorant hari-kari 

When the final quarter to a half inch of a stick of deodorant opts for an honorable death by plunging to the floor while attempt to apply it.
I was late for work this morning because my final deodorant stick decided to commit deodorant hari-kari and I needed to stop at the store to pick up another one.

Deodorant Challenge

When a person sprays spray on deodorant on your arm for as long as possible, creating a blister or bad second degree burns
Jack did the deodorant challenge and had to go to the nurses office afterwards

deodorant licker 

The most bad ass man in the world
That man's a real deodorant licker

Deodorant check

To stab someone under the arm with a sharpened weapon, as to hit all those veins that run between the arm and shoulder. Developed in the middle ages to bypass heavy plate armor. Also effective against an opponent with a superior weapon (i.e. Gun, hammer, or skills in Tekken Dark Resurection) by making him drop said advantage.

Note: A weapon should not be used if engaged in a Tekken tournement as it could warrant expulsion.
Winning player: "Here comes the Shark Attack! Why do you look like Samuel L. all of a sudden?"

Losing player: "DEODORANT CHECK BITCH!" (using the knife hand strike)

Winning player (now the loser because he dropped the PS2 controller): OH FUCK!

Deodorant Corner 

When you driving on the way to your bitch's house and just on the corner before you get there you spray deodorant on the groin area to make it smell nice and not smell of another bitch's fanny
Deodorant corner,,Oh your balls smell lovely, like fresh deodorant just sprayed coming around the corner..I think I will shag you now you sexy bastard

deodorant fetish

I NEED TO FUCK THAT VANILLA SMELLING STICK MAN!
you got a deodorant fetish, hoe.