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Delusional 

Liam: Hey guys, I’ve decided to come out as Hank Hill-Kin.

Max: Kin as in. . . You think you are literally Hank Hill?

Liam: Yep.

Max: Wow okay, that’s. . . Uh. . . Really delusional.
Delusional by punkass June 8, 2018

delusional 

Someone who beleives something to be true, when that something can be empirically proved to be nonexistent or otherwise incorrect. A snippet from an e-mail follows:

i recently lost my job and all my belonings do to being hospitail lised with the va .I HAVE HADE 7 BLIEDINGS IN THE PAS 3 -4 YEAR I WILL NEVER WORK AGAIN FOR MY LIVE i found this site very intresting and wood like very much try and find some covert in the study of ariail if you could help me be a member it wood mean so much to me your va patient patrick

Ilive in a travel trailer and have for 4 years sents my first bleed its been down heal from their my email thank you for your time it really goes faster thin you thank

This snippet is presented unedited, except for the e-mail address, which has been excised to protect privacy - and delusion. As you can plainly tell, the person here has suffered greatly from "BLIEDINGS" - which we think is synonymous with "bleedings" which would make this person delusional, as people (including stigmatics) do not spontaneously bleed. This person also thinks he can find comfort from his "BLIEDINGS" in studying aerial photos. You may notice that the phrase used is "find some covert", which indicates that this person may in fact be using aerial photos to conduct covert missions from the comfort of his VA hospital bed.

Whatever he's looking for, I certainly hope he finds it.
It is plainly obvious that "patrick" is delusional.
delusional by The Wry Wordsmith September 8, 2008

Delusional 

To hear or see things that are not real.
Person 1: Stop hitting the door!
Person 2: What?! I just closed the door
Person 1: Umm...You were hitting the door. I heard you!
Person 2: Wow! You are delusional, I didn't even do that!
Delusional by Wordzzzz0000 June 20, 2018

delusional 

this guy dylan is going delusional for cats

delusional 

Believing something to be true that is clearly not.
San Antonio Spurs fans are delusional to think they still have a title contending team when the Lakers are clearly superior.
delusional by h2b September 6, 2010

Delusional 

Someone who is not thinking clearly, or thinks something will happen that, in all likelyhood, will not.
guy1: If we sacked Wenger we'd win the league Fam. Believe Blud.
guy2: Dude, you're fucking delusional. You'd finish 6th and bitch about utd at every opportunity. Change the record.
Delusional by Schube1983 May 24, 2017