Crank Dat Spiderman 

After jizzing in your hand, you whip the cum at the girls face with your hand posed like Spiderman when he spins a web.

Guy 1: I'ma Crank Dat Spiderman dat ho'!!

Guy 2: Yo, make sure you film that shit, LOL!

Crank Dat Spiderman by Tristan S.H. December 2, 2007

crank dat robocop 

To have rough sex with a girl and have alot of stamina in doing so. Referencing "robocop" from the movie, this would suggest that the person in question is a "machine" in bed by "cranking dat robocop".
Even though robocop's manhood is constantly called into question, the saying rolls off the tongue quite nicely and sounds pretty kick-ass

"Then watch me crank dat robocop" - Souljah boy: Crank dat

I fully cranked dat robocop on this bitch last night, she couldn't walk straight the next day

crank dat robocop by Kallum October 23, 2007

Crank Dat Roosevelt 

A Roosevelt is a dime piece (a fine ass ho)...So 2 "crank dat Roosevelt" means 2 tear that dime piece up...For you country folk, that's means 2 have sexual intercourse with an attraictive young lady (that's not related 2 you)!!!

You gonna take her home tonight??? Hell ya, I'm gonna crank dat Roosevelt!!!

Crank Dat Roosevelt by AlvinKiki October 30, 2007

Crank Dat Rick Roll 

When you put "Never Gonna Give You Up" on your iPod under the name "Crank Dat". So if an unsuspecting wigger decides to superman some hoes, he gets roll'd by a ginger instead.

Wigger: Yo Lebron I got dem beats fo y'all
Rick Astely: **Never Gonna Give You Up...**
Black Guy: Damn cracker you a faaaaggg


Crank Dat Rick Roll

Crank Dat Rick Roll by tung92 February 1, 2009

Crank Dat Latrell Sprewell

When you skeet across a bitch then immediatly choke her out; as if to hide the evidence.

Johnny railed that chick so hard last night she was gonna file assault charge. He had to Crank Dat Latrell Sprewell and now he's royally fucked

Crank Dat Latrell Sprewell by Satchmotown October 22, 2008

crank dat superman 

cum on a girls back and stick the covers on her back, when it dry it will be stuck.

i met this girl and i crank dat superman on da hoe

crank dat superman by diamon chey April 7, 2008

crank dat calvary boy 

crank that soulja boy,, covered by i set my friends on fire,, possibly the best rap remixed to metal ever,, much like the maryrose artifact's peanutbutter jelly time/a bay bay

go listen to it on myspace...search for i set my friends on fire "(screams)you,, crank dat soulja boy" but is introduced like "hey its your calvary kids" which is why it is named crank dat calvary boy

crank dat calvary boy by I_am_cooler_than_you October 30, 2007