costrolling

The act of donning a costume for the express purpose of messing with people.

The word is a combination of cosplay and trolling.

"Have you seen that creepy clown guy that's been costrolling Northampton?"

costrolling by JustD October 5, 2015

Cuntrolling

When a female that has authority over you is a total bitch, and is controlling.

Mom: Hey, go buy me some tampons.
Son: No, I have a football game.
Mom: Do it, I made you. Do what I say.
Son: Okay.
Friend: Why didn't you make the game? You're mom is such a cuntrolling bitch.

Cuntrolling by ShoKill April 15, 2009

Connolling 

Starting to tell a story and finally getting to the conclusion twenty minutes later via ten other stories. Named after Billy Connolly for his famous onstage habit.

He was Connolling all night.

Connolling by Barry S Beasley November 27, 2012

Cantrelling 

Plural verb of: Cantrell
-Slacking, half-assing, giving 50% but acting like it’s 110%, work haphazardly or from behind schedule.

Old English Cantrell ‘inclined to be behind schedule, haphazardly rushed or hurried’, of Kentucknic origin; related to Latin canfuxup ‘to rush’.

I’ve been so busy drinking beer and sitting on the couch afterwork, cantrelling the shit out of the racecar is the only way it’s going to be ready for the next race.

Cantrelling by rEmitlaer January 8, 2021

contralingus 

Noun

1. A variation on the popular belief that one should lick the alphabet while performing cunnilingus, but in this case, licking in the pattern of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A and then spelling out the word "START."

"I'm going to stop at my friends house for old school video game night, then I'm heading straight to my girlfriends house to perform contralingus."

contralingus by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Controllive 

Controlling someone.

He is really controllive of her.

Controllive by Emily Standridge April 12, 2007

Cuntrolling

Same as the word controlling. Often used when one knows that a woman would be overly sensitive to saying cunt, or just for its hillarity. One pauses after the cunt part of the word for a breif second allowing for confusion when the rest is said. Also see whoreable.

Girl: Don't you go to that strip club with the guys!

Guy: Don't be such a cuntrolling bitch. I'll do what I want.

Cuntrolling by Isar May 19, 2006