Colon Clutch 

Invented by Evan Seinfeld of the band Biohazard, it's when you are doing a chick from behind, then fist her and jerk yourself off from the inside.

I'll marry the next chick I can colon clutch.

Colon Clutch by Dub April 1, 2005

Colon Kicker 

When you stick your foot knee deep in his asshole

John said "I have a foot fetish, lets do something that involves feet" So I replied with "Let's try the Colon Kicker!"

Colon Kicker by FrankDim October 18, 2021

colon turd 

half man, half eagle, half anus hole. abnormally resiliant to alcohol poisoning or good reason. strangely obsessed with body sculpting, beard trimming and blacking out. usually known to mate with gingers. You most likely will find him either in a gym or passed out in the woods with only one shoe on.

oh look! its a bird. it's an indian. No...it's a colon turd!!!

colon turd by Zach Pitzler December 5, 2010

Colon Bowel 

1) Alternate spelling for the Secretary of State during the Bush administration(Colin Powell) for those against his political positions.
2) Same as above, except used for just shits and giggles.

1) I hate Colon Bowel for agreeing with George W. Bush.

2) Colin Powell? You mean Colon Bowel, right? hahah so funny

Colon Bowel by [AfZ]TomServo1 February 13, 2003

colon cobra

An extraordinary long, snake-formed piece of feces. In rare cases, it has two undigested corn grains at one of the ends marking its "eyes".

... and then I squeezed out that corn-eyed colon cobra - it was at least 10 inches long! I took a photo of it, wanna have a look?

colon cobra by Poopologist May 7, 2008

colon bowler 

One frequently visits the lanes of anothers rectum with the use of his nicely shined bowling balls. Unlike traditional bowling, however, the goal is to get ones balls as deep into the gutter as they can. Usually denotes a raging homosexual. San Francisco is well known for it's professional colon bowling league.

"Did you see that guy? He was obviously a colon bowler!"

"Hey, you think Toms a colon bowler?"
"No, I heard he's got a hot girlfriend."

"Dude, don't touch my ass! What are you a fucking colon bowler?!"

colon bowler by Nooger & a ninja February 24, 2005

colon spelunking 

The act of anal sex.

What that girl needs is a good colon spelunking.

colon spelunking by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004