Chezy Burf Burriton 

When you tea-bag someone while they are sleeping and give them a wedgie at the same time.

Dude 1: "Hey dude I met this really hot chic last night at the club."
Dude 2: "How did it go, did you take her home?"
Dude 1: "Yea and she passed out on my couch with her heels on so i gave her a chezy burf burriton!"
Dude 2: "Incredible!"

Chezy Burf Burriton by Ceddi December 29, 2008

happy burf dizzle 

a creative and clever rendition of happy birthday. this amazing creation must never be used by bros, bro hos, hardcore kids, scene kids, metalheads, murderers(a.k.a. anyone in the military), blacks, terrorists, anyone who plays WOW or any other LARP game, wiggers, people who watch HOUSE or 24, people who wear abercrombie and fitch or hollister, girls with fake tits, people who drink starbucks and own ipods, and anyone who likes the yankees.

knock knock knock
-opens door-
hey..

hey dude. happy burf dizzle.

haha...for sure, thanks.

*happy ending*

happy burf dizzle by pasunememoire January 27, 2009

A Burf 

Someone who is disconnected from reality and can seem kinda stupid or even creepy. This person often invades others with their uniqueness (in a bad way)

Example: OMG, Axel is such a burf ewww

A Burf by vibingnan November 16, 2019

Burfle 

To burfle is to commit an error in speech in which two or more phonemes are transposed, or one or more phonemes are substituted.
A burfle is simillar to a spoonerism but with a much wider scope for error.
A true burfle should provide some measure of amusement to listeners, and be unintentional on the part of the speaker.

"The scouting organisation recently voted to ban lesbian beaver levers"

"Damn I really burfled lesbian beaver leaders, that ususally only happens around things that make me nervous, like hyperdeemic nurdles"

Burfle by Boyles Law July 22, 2012

Burface

1. The area just beneath the surface.
2. The plane just beneath the surface.

1. The submarine sped toward the island undetected in the burface.

2. The seeds spent the winter in the burface of the earth, protected from the snowy winds.

3. Her skin looked clear, but she could feel a pimple, in the burface, about to break through.

4. She had to cut her skin to remove the splinter, which was lodged at the burface.

Burface by Koby Gendel November 7, 2010

full burford

The act of unequivocally losing your shit at customer service staff.

"Jinendra went full burford at the guy behind the counter at Euro Car Parts after managing to buy something that wasn't on sale."

"Finally got that issue resolved after going full burford on Twitter"

full burford by rustysheriff July 17, 2020

Burfee 

when a man (or woman) burps into a pussy and the girl queefs it back in their face

girl: "burfee time"
guy: "yeahyaaa"

Burfee by tek-monay June 10, 2010