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Bumpin' Anoos 

Bumpin' Anoos is when one anus makes sexual contact with another anus. The art of bumpin' is a delicate matter of iron-clad dedication, preternatural precision, and flexible butt cheeks. You may hear that pop from afar.
Did you know that Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando were bumpin' anoos?

Bumpin' anoos is a young man's game.

bumpin doodles 

bumpin doodles is the act where two males approach each other with massive erections. the two penises must be aligned head to head. with a strong look of determination one of the males will commence to jack off both parties using his excess foreskin.
"hey hayes, do you wanna go doodle bump tonight?"
-hayes " sure man, its like whatever over here, mind givin hernandez a call? he's got soft skin." "he loves bumpin doodles."
bumpin doodles by thedoodlebumper November 9, 2006

bumpin onions 

The act of two lesbians backing up to a two way dildo.
I walked in on Jessica and Nicole bumpin onions.
bumpin onions by slone July 22, 2003

Bumpin Willies 

The act of two males bumping, slapping, and/or touching their schlongs against one another.
I heard Arnold and Jack were bumpin willies in the men's bathroom.
Bumpin Willies by Da Greenbush April 18, 2008

Bumpin apples 

When one lady and another lady like each other, they mutually deicide to bump their apples together.....
Clair and Rose were bumpin apples together in the forest without either of their husband’s consent or knowledge.......
Bumpin apples by Applebumpers June 26, 2019

bumpin uglies

Home girl be bumpin uglies with one too many freaks.
bumpin uglies by Sybermoms.com October 21, 2003