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Bowling Ball Present 

A present you buy for somebody which is really intended for yourself.
From the Simpsons episode where Homer gives Marg a bowling ball present with his name inscribed on it for her birthday.
Bowling Ball Present by Matt Kudda November 30, 2005

bowling ball for marge

A present that you ostensibly buy for someone else, but really bought for yourself. Expression comes from that Simpsons episode in which Homer buys Marge a bowling ball he wants.
You're buying Mom a drill for Christmas? Dude that's such a bowling ball for marge, she'll totally know it.
bowling ball for marge by author October 10, 2006

bowling ball cut 

A rip of skin off your thumb by using a faulty bowling ball. Usually painful.
I got a bowling ball cut yesterday and it's still painful today.
bowling ball cut by Can of Worms January 19, 2008

Bowling Ball Grip 

Inserting two fingers into the "pink" and the thumb into the "stink" appering like a bowling ball grip
"I gave that bitch the bowling ball grip two in the pink one in the stink" T Dawg
Bowling Ball Grip by phil23 April 13, 2006

bowling ball grip 

Sexual act. The act placing two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus, and subsequently penetrating both in unison using a massage-like motion.
To warm Alicia up for sex, John lubed up and gave her the bowling ball grip.

bowling ball sex

sex involving a girl being nailed by 3 guys at once, filling all 3 holes (mouth, pussy & ass), just as 3 fingers would fill the holes in a bowling ball.
"That slut invited three different guys over so they could have bowling ball sex."
bowling ball sex by that bitch 3 October 8, 2009