Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

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boost on probation

when somebody is seemingly boost, or cool, but they still have to prove their worth.

Dude, that guy seems alright, but he's still kinda shifty. He's like boost on probation"

boost on probation by balbir October 5, 2007

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boobs on the back

When getting a haircut, they stylist presses her chest against your back, neck, shoulders, or upper arms. A nice touch when it happens.

I'm getting a haircut during lunch today. Hope I get Jessica today for
boobs on the back again.

boobs on the back by DJ Indicium May 24, 2016

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Booty on a dick

1. A thoroughly contemptible,
detestable person.
2. A person who is mean, disagreeable or annoying (also known as a BASTARD) in any way, shape or form.

Booty on a dick by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 23, 2003