Bonsai Retard 

A bonsai retard is a retard that is chemically stunted at growth as to make a great fashion accessory.

tom cruis's baby is a bonsai retard

Bonsai Retard by Ball sack457 October 5, 2009

bonsai-ing 

When you tend to a relationship in order to keep expectations and situation the same (as opposed to cultivating and nourishing a relationship). A bonsai-ing relationship will stay exactly the same.

Are you guys getting serious? Hopefully not, I am bonsai-ing.

bonsai-ing by Bonsaimaster October 14, 2018

Bonsai Rat 

Someone that needs to be locked in a cage.

That girl Joanna is a Bonsai Rat.

Bonsai Rat by Bonsaialien20 November 15, 2023

Anal bonsai 

When a woman is on the floor bear ass naked. And a man jumps off the bed also naked down onto and into the woman while screaming bonsai

Oh yeah me and Patricia are going to try anal bonsai tonight

Anal bonsai by Freakydude97 January 8, 2021

horizontal bonsai 

When you are a drunken Swedish man and you can't quite remember the name of a sex position.

Did you do the Horizontal Bonsai?

horizontal bonsai by SGNelson10 July 7, 2017

Redneck Bonsai 

N: The act of whacking a tree, or other woody plant with a shovel, snowplough, weed-whacker or other heavy blunt object and accidentally creating a bonsai. Often happens during intoxication or blunt ignorance of individual.

My father hit the Colorado Blue Spruce tree in the front yard, so now it is a redneck bonsai.

Redneck Bonsai by Tesla'sballs May 4, 2011

gutter bonsai 

When seeds from tree get in your gutters on the roof of your house and begin to grow into seedlings inside the gutter.

I love the shade from my maple tree but in the spring it drops a bunch of seeds in my gutter and I have gutter bonsai all along the edge of my roof.

gutter bonsai by FucilloHuge November 28, 2011